Simpson quotes have become a language unto themselves.
Career PPG: 17.2. This season? Even higher.
Shoots free throws like she’s bulls-eyeing womprats back home in Oz.
Almost literally on fire this season.
Magic: Or How I Wasted My Allowance From Ages 11-15
Time to cut 'em down to size.
When she bringeth out Mjolnir, gird thy loins for battle.
Take the 1, 2, 3 or A, C, E
Bring an extra set of underwear
Make sure you only pay for the edge of the seat.
Lynx vs. Mercury
Every time I bet against the Silver Stars, I take a lickin’. Both teams are coming off a few days rest, and both are itching to move up in the Western standings. This is going to be a brawl of a game. I’m going with my Hockey Intuition and betting against the Finals’ runner-up. It’s going to be close, though. Stars by 4 ½.
The worst in the league versus a team that has just taken a thrashing on road and is desperate to stay relevant? One day, the Lynx will win a game. I don’t think that this is that game, however. Mercury by 6.
WNBA Power Rankings are up, courtesy of the official website. The Libs have been bumped up from 9th out of 13 to 5th. When we win tonight, it’s going to be hard for the Old Guard to keep us from the top three.
ESPN’s Power Rankings are a bit more generous with New York. The Libs rank three, behind Indiana and Detroit. Detroit is undoubtedly the best team in the league. Once again, a win against Indiana would be a big statement.
On the whole, I tend to trust ESPN’s rankings more than the WNBA’s. Not just because they give a bump to the Libs (I have to try to look objectively), but also because they seem to know which teams are on the rise and which teams are falling down. They correctly predicted the Sky’s mediocrity while I was busy making clown jokes…
Once more, the Chicago Sky. If they go 4-3, I can’t make anymore jokes like this.The Post had a nice article about Davenport today. Personally, I think she’s amazing, and although I hate the Post, it’s nice to see the mainstream press acknowledge her talent.
Even with the aid of deep-space radioscopes, scientists are still unsure just how large Davenport's awesomeness is.
See ya, Space Cowboy…