Erin ThornIf you grew up in Pittsburgh and liked rock, you definitely heard the song that runs through my head everytime I think of this BYUer, not to mention the fact that MSG plays it non-stop...
Every roooooose has its Thooooooorn...So, in fact, DOES Thorn need a nickname? Her family name is pretty bad-ass as it is, and we don't want to gild a lilly, put our foot through a Van Gogh, or any [VERB] a [AWESOME OBJECT].
Don't put a guitar solo into "Point of Know Return"Thus, I have decided to give Ms. Thorn a smaller nickname - that is, a nickname that I will call her every once and awhile, usually behind closed doors with the lights all out and maybe Barry White on in the background.
"That's right. Her new name is Muffin."Why Muffin? Hey, it's my pet-name for her. It doesn't HAVE to make sense! Go make your own nickname for her, okay?
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this might be a really stupid comment but what song are you talking about
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" by Poison.
;)
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