(I’ll stop with these jokes someday. I promise. I know they’re not funny.)
Come on, Coyle. Spread the love.
Madison Square Garden
I want your body!
I desperately need a 360. And a WNBA game from EA, for that matter.
AROUND THE LEAGUE…
Monarchs 81, Storm 72
(My Pick: Monarchs)
Mercury 80, Sky 66
(My Pick: Mercury)
Thank God it’s Friday
Indiana at Washington
Connecticut at Houston
Minnesota at L.A.
Houston is a mediocre team that, in my opinion, has gotten some bad breaks and some rough scheduling. Connecticut is also a decent team that, while being definitely better, has had the opportunity of a few more lucky bounces. Houston’s at home, though, and the Comets need to send a message. Comets by 5.
Now that Minnesota has won a game, I have no qualms about betting against them for the rest of the season. Particularly for a home opener in L.A. Sparks by 10.
Chicago @ San Antonio
Phoenix @ Sacramento
Minnesota @ Seattle
Phoenix, after starting off the season 4-1, lost three close games before finally beating up on the Sky last night. Sacramento is 5-2, with quality wins against Seattle, San Antonio, and L.A. This isn’t a sure thing (what is), but something says Queens are going to be rocking more than a Lower East Side bar on Saturday night. Monarchs by 6.
Minnesota again? Two games in a row? If they pick up one, I will be surprised. If they get over 9 wins, I will be surprised. Hence, if I bet against them every time, I will have a 25 in 34 chance of being correct. Those are good odds to me. Seattle by 8.
We rocked those assholes...
I ain’t goin’ see no women-folk play ball! I’d rather fornicate with my goat!
Seriously, though, it's going to be a close game. We could easily lose it. Still, look at Tuesday and Monday's updates for more about the Fever. That's all I got, peeps. Until Monday, o faithful few…
See you, Space Cowboy…