Barbara Farris (formerly Barbara Ann)
You know Barbara Farris. That low-post, knock-down, drag-'em-out brawler played in 28 games for us this year and posted decent stuff in the post-season, too (albeit with several lapses in defense here and there). Well, someone mentioned that for someone such as Farris, her former nickname just isn't going to cut it.
Barbara Ann is no more.
No more indeed. We needed something fresh, something new, something... something.
Barbara Farris = Barb Wire.
Oh, hell yeah. Sure, the movie sucked HARD. I mean, really hard. It was one of the worst movies I have ever seen, and I've seen all the odd-numbered Star Trek films. Pamela Anderson was bad, the editing was horrendous, the screenplay was laughable...
I'm sorry. My mind was somewhere else.
In anycase, the comic and the character are both the epitome of bad-assness, in my humble opinion, and so, without further adieu, I give you the new Barbara Farris, Barb Wire. Henceforth, let it be know that no defense shalt be free of her sharp guard and trapping ways. Thou shalt mess with her razor-wire exterior at thine own risk.
Hey! Moses, I ain't!
1 comment:
check out this cool blog that janel mccarville just posted at msg.com while she is playing in slovakia. pretty cool stuff:
http://blogs.msg.com/gameon/2007/11/snow-can-only-m.html
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